St. Louis Cardinals - Wikipedia

Tom Alston - Wikipedia

According to the Wikipedia article I just edited, I am now the new owner of the St. Louis Cardinals!

Nelson Briles - Wikipedia

Stan Musial - Wikipedia

Todd Worrell - Wikipedia

St. Louis Cardinals all-time roster - Wikipedia

Darrell Porter - Wikipedia

Mark Hamilton (baseball) - Wikipedia

Jerry Buchek - Wikipedia

St. Louis Cardinals Hall of Fame Museum - Wikipedia

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Springfield Cardinals - Wikipedia

Max Witynski on X: My favorite example of the Mandela effect: Americans agree that cardinals have yellow beaks 🐦 (they do not) / X

Giovanny Gallegos - Wikipedia

Wikipedia says Mets pitcher Jacob deGrom owns the St. Louis Cardinals so it must be true