Legendary human Joey Gallo apparently once pitched a no-hitter and

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The not triumphant, but something, return of the Trevor Bauer megathread : r/Dodgers

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The not triumphant, but something, return of the Trevor Bauer megathread : r/Dodgers

Legendary human Joey Gallo apparently once pitched a no-hitter and took Greg Maddux's daughter to prom in the same day, This is the Loop

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